Monday, June 10th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about their trip this past weekend to Boston, a kid who was left sleeping on the bus for hours, a cyclist who yelled at a toddler and slapped the dad, two shark attacks that happened just a couple of miles from each other, a clip of a defendant in court listening to the transcript being read from when he hit on an undercover cop, which celeb had his balls insured for $10m, the big celeb crushes through the years, which comedian wants to be the sexiest man alive, what a guy posted online about his boss that got him fired, how a woman injured her vagina while making soup, a dude who got busted on the toilet during a Zoom meeting, what happened when a bull escaped the rodeo ring, the smell that everybody loves but you hate and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck The Freke and thank you so much for joining us
0:25.9	back from Boston.
0:27.8	Yeah, well you can't even imagine.
0:31.2	Literally minutes ago. That's what it feels like. But here we are here. It was an interesting weekend. Yes. It was
0:39.5	You know Lisa flew a little earlier than us and then Chuck and Andy and I hopped on a
0:45.9	plane together. I had the most incredible luck. Yeah. I had the opposite of Chuck Luck.
0:53.0	Oh, going to Boston.
0:55.0	Going to Boston, I had an empty seat behind me, or beside me.
1:00.0	That never happens on flights anymore.
1:02.8	No.
1:03.8	They like overbook flights, they want to jam everything full, you know, as we're getting closer
1:08.8	and I'm like the stream of people stops, I'm like this can't be real they're going to move
1:13.0	someone up here right? Yeah I'm like someone's going to sit down here and then I saw
1:17.9	like an extra pilot you know sometimes they sit in the jump seat he came down the alley I'm like oh it's going to be and he was a bigger guy
1:25.2	I'm like oh great yeah yeah yeah no he went like two seats in front of me and so there's this tiny little girl at the window
1:34.0	an empty seat and me. I'm like, yeah!
1:36.0	I text and he basically told me to E-pop.
1:38.0	Yeah.
1:39.0	Wow.
1:40.0	He had that coming home though from Boston.
1:41.0	Yeah, I did.
1:42.0	He had no one next time. So he got luckier. Yeah I did. He had no one next to him. Yeah.
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