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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, July 22nd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2019

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs help getting into their partners fetish, people injured after a lightning strike at a beach, a toddler that drove himself to the county fair in his toy tractor, a woman injured in a freak lawn mower accident, new Marvel movies announced at SDCC, desperate Craigslist missed connections, a medical research facility found with containers of body parts, a man arrested while trying to avoid having sex with his girlfriend, a woman that threatened another woman with a knife over a slice of pizza, a guy that is a brilliant artist in his sleep but has no talent awake, Fleshlight & Four Loko have teamed up to make a sex toy, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right.

0:23.0

There it is.

0:24.0

A Monday morning on Dave and Chef the Freak 16 right down this 22nd day of July.

0:29.0

How's everyone doing?

0:31.0

All right.

0:32.0

I'm just fine.

0:33.0

This fantastic child is always just fine.

0:36.0

Andy Green is off today.

0:39.0

First email to get to here this morning.

0:42.0

This guy says, please keep me anonymous.

0:45.0

I have a problem.

0:47.0

I'm married 47 year old man.

0:51.0

My wife and I haven't had sex in nearly a year.

0:55.0

My problem now is I'm so horny.

0:57.0

When I meet a beautiful woman, I want to buy something.

1:00.0

What?

1:01.0

I go live before.

1:02.0

Let me explain.

1:03.0

Okay.

1:04.0

He says last October, I went shopping for a tablet.

1:07.0

The saleswoman, gorgeous, had a French accent.

1:11.0

She talked me and my penis into a tablet, a keyboard, a case.

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