Monday, July 22nd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2019

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs help getting into their partners fetish, people injured after a lightning strike at a beach, a toddler that drove himself to the county fair in his toy tractor, a woman injured in a freak lawn...

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0:00.0	All right.
0:23.0	There it is.
0:24.0	A Monday morning on Dave and Chef the Freak 16 right down this 22nd day of July.
0:29.0	How's everyone doing?
0:31.0	All right.
0:32.0	I'm just fine.
0:33.0	This fantastic child is always just fine.
0:36.0	Andy Green is off today.
0:39.0	First email to get to here this morning.
0:42.0	This guy says, please keep me anonymous.
0:45.0	I have a problem.
0:47.0	I'm married 47 year old man.
0:51.0	My wife and I haven't had sex in nearly a year.
0:55.0	My problem now is I'm so horny.
0:57.0	When I meet a beautiful woman, I want to buy something.
1:00.0	What?
1:01.0	I go live before.
1:02.0	Let me explain.
1:03.0	Okay.
1:04.0	He says last October, I went shopping for a tablet.
1:07.0	The saleswoman, gorgeous, had a French accent.
1:11.0	She talked me and my penis into a tablet, a keyboard, a case.
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