Monday, July 1st 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 217 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how dolphins mate, guys staying single, the dangers of being a repo man, an animal control guy who’s afraid of everything, gross dad foods, outdoor sex, male chest hair and lady nipple hair, more than you ever...

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0:00.0	David Chuck the Freak
0:17.3	Let me set the scene for you here if I can just go this I got a lot to do here. So you're in France.
0:22.3	You are at the beach in France.
0:29.3	You're enjoying a lovely day.
0:29.3	Yeah.
0:34.3	I don't think I like it except for all the French and the beach.
0:37.3	And then out of nowhere.
0:43.3	A dolphin tries to rape you.
0:46.3	People think dolphins are all fun and games. They're not.
0:49.3	There's a dark side to dolphin.
0:54.3	And they're rapier.
0:57.3	Well, rapier.
0:58.3	They're the rapiest of the secret.
0:59.3	Yes, they're the horn that's smartest and horniest.
1:01.3	We're the only smarter and hornier people.
1:05.3	They do drugs. They have orgies.
1:08.3	They rape.
1:11.3	They do.
1:12.3	All of that dolphins.
1:13.3	I've never been dolphin raped.
1:15.3	I don't think you tell us even if you were.
1:20.3	Because you worked with dolphins.
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