Monday, July 1st 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 217 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how dolphins mate, guys staying single, the dangers of being a repo man, an animal control guy who’s afraid of everything, gross dad foods, outdoor sex, male chest hair and lady nipple hair, more than you ever needed to know about anal fissures, and more!

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0:00.0	David Chuck the Freak
0:17.3	Let me set the scene for you here if I can just go this I got a lot to do here. So you're in France.
0:22.3	You are at the beach in France.
0:29.3	You're enjoying a lovely day.
0:29.3	Yeah.
0:34.3	I don't think I like it except for all the French and the beach.
0:37.3	And then out of nowhere.
0:43.3	A dolphin tries to rape you.
0:46.3	People think dolphins are all fun and games. They're not.
0:49.3	There's a dark side to dolphin.
0:54.3	And they're rapier.
0:57.3	Well, rapier.
0:58.3	They're the rapiest of the secret.
0:59.3	Yes, they're the horn that's smartest and horniest.
1:01.3	We're the only smarter and hornier people.
1:05.3	They do drugs. They have orgies.
1:08.3	They rape.
1:11.3	They do.
1:12.3	All of that dolphins.
1:13.3	I've never been dolphin raped.
1:15.3	I don't think you tell us even if you were.
1:20.3	Because you worked with dolphins.
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