Monday, July 17th 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about local jingles that get stuck in your head, unfortunate tales of waterpark nudity, Ricky Martin had an affair with a gay porn star, a Florida couple busted having sex on the beach, a guy died when his partner tried to give him a penis enlargement procedure, a 12-year-old boy survived having an internal decapitation, a dude busted trying to smuggle cocaine in a blutooth speaker, a woman that went from making sandwiches to degrading men for big bucks, a Mexican mayor married a female alligator in an ancient ritual, Craigslist scammers tricking people into robbing banks, a duck that landed on a rollercoaster in motion, people who suffer from ‘time blindness,’ bunch of Florida illegal gambling sites busted, a pizza delivery driver that stole a customer’s cat, a woman trying to get a selfie caused a crash at the ‘Tour de France,’ and more!

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0:00.0	Today and Chuck the Three. Hi there. It's a Monday.
0:25.0	That's how I feel about that, let me tell you.
0:27.0	I honestly feel like I was here seven minutes ago.
0:29.0	Really?
0:30.0	This weekend did go quick, didn't it?
0:31.0	Holy mother of God.
0:33.8	I felt like I just drove home and turned around and came back.
0:36.7	That's never good.
0:37.7	No, it's not at all.
0:38.7	It's never good.
0:39.7	But anyways, here we are.
0:41.3	And happy to be here with you. Yeah, so happy. I'm not really but hey we'll do it together and we'll all get through it. You know in another life
0:52.0	I could have been this guy that you're going to hear about in our first little
0:55.9	story here. He's a jingle writer. Oh yeah. And he created, for the folks that listen to us in New England, he created the jingle for a local
1:09.0	water park called Water Country.
1:11.4	And it's one of those jingles that you know every area has this like a
1:15.5	commercial you grew up with that you hear every year they never change the jingle
1:20.1	and it's stuck in your head for life right so for So for the folks in New England, it's the water country
1:24.4	jingle. So they tracked down the guy who wrote it, who worked for a jingle house, which if I had musical talent,
1:30.4	could have been me. Very, honestly.
1:34.0	That could have been my calling.
1:35.0	This, you could be looking at alternate Dave.
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