Monday, July 15th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 205 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs advice about accepting a job offer from a MILF, a neighborhood looking for a repeat ‘Pool Pooper’, a man accused of growing weed inside a hotel room, a guy that survived going over Niagara Falls, a listener with a fear of getting a paper cut on his eye, a carnival ride malfunction in India, a woman that fell and impaled her eye on a metal drinking straw, a guy in a gimp suit that is terrorizing a neighborhood in the UK, a 1st time flyer boarded a luggage conveyor belt thinking it's the way to board the plane, what women want more of from their man in bed, emoji’s being used as evidence in court cases, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the free.
0:20.7	Well, hello there on a Monday.
0:22.0	It is Dave and Chuck the free with you at 616 right now.
0:25.5	This 15th day of July.
0:27.8	Thank you so much for being with us here.
0:30.2	We're going to start with some emails this morning.
0:31.8	You can always reach us email at davidchuckthefriek.com.
0:35.3	It's the best way to do it.
0:36.4	This guy's having a bit of a dilemma about his job and the offer
0:43.8	he's received.
0:45.3	He said, I'm not trying to sound cocky,
0:47.8	but I'm a good-looking 21-year-old,
0:49.7	keep myself in good shape.
0:51.6	I work for a landscape company.
0:53.9	And one job had me going around fertilizing flowers.
0:57.4	They had just planted.
0:58.6	This was in a very rich area of town.
1:01.2	So I go to this house to fertilize the flowers.
1:04.0	The owner of the house is the biggest smoke show of a mill
1:07.8	I've ever seen.
1:10.2	She's sunbathing in her tiny bikini.
1:14.0	And I walk by their pool to fertilize the flowers.
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