Monday January 23rd 2023
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
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🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 174 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What I'll let you vent there I got another bit about this groundhog's day. I mean come on. We've been doing this. How long? |
| 0:30.0 | I mean, even go back to the Romo years. I mean, it's not even anything anymore. Like it's I'm not even a bitch. You know, for those that don't know there was football this past weekend. Yeah, for sure and everybody knew what was going to happen. It was it was it was like it was written before we even went out there. I mean, it's just it's the same thing. And they hype up the Cowboys for the whole week. Yeah, that's I mean, you would have thought they would they'd |
| 1:00.0 | want the Super Bowl. I don't think so. I disagree on that. I think that's just any Cowboys coverage. They say that. But it's like, of course, Cowboys are hyped up because we're the ones that bring the numbers. So the media it all correlates. Yeah, who brings the ratings Cowboys. Have they do. So who's going to bring the hype Cowboys and every time every time and then we tried to listen. This is the sin. We're paying for the sin of not giving Romo back the team that he should have had that year and putting back in. Now we got a little bit |
| 1:30.0 | of a deck. And it's the same thing. Every single freaking year. You see a mid tier quarterback. It's a mid tier. Everything. Everything's mid tier. Everything. This is why I told you four, four months ago. Services go 49ers. You're one of the Super Bowl. Yeah, they could. That defense isn't safe. I'm going to be rich. I'm going to be a rich man because you bet. I bet money. Long time ago when nobody thought the 49ers and I was like, oh, this team's going to be good. |
| 2:00.0 | They got Christian, but Kaffrey and they took off. And now I'm be rich. I'm be a rich man. You think they're going to beat up the Eagles. Eagles ass. Eagles had to play a freaking JV team in the Giants. Like, the Giants shouldn't be a bit of the playoffs. |
| 2:17.4 | It's going to be a different game next week when the Eagles have the Bengals. Yeah, I don't know. That's one. I mean, Joe burrows that dude. He is like Joe burrows. Everything I want. |
| 2:28.4 | Like Joe burrow is like, I want to cheat on my whole family for Joe burrow. It is. He's not the coolest guy. He's the coolest guy on the planet. I mean, he, he strolls into Buffalo and beats their ass. I mean, that was. He has buffalo and disarray. That the whole team was fighting. Yes, man. Like, whatever happened to Mara Hamlin. I mean, I thought you were doing it for the more. |
| 2:53.2 | Joe just shows up. And I mean, they can't even. It cracked me up every time CBS trying to put Demar Hamlin on the screen, because it's like, there's like a blizzard in Buffalo. And you can't see anything in the suite or any like you can't. His family and him are in the suite, right. But every time they go to that action shot, the blizzard is just pounding down. You can't see anything. I mean, just no. Joe burrow beat Buffalo in a blizzard. I mean, imagine the cold. I mean, I know. |
| 3:23.2 | Look, it's cold and Cincinnati, but it's not Buffalo cold. Patrick, my home has to be shaking his boots. Yeah, it was a little ankle shirt. Yeah, it's a little ankle shirt. Yeah. So, oh, yeah, he's got the excuse. But yeah, I mean, obviously, just. I hate the cowboy. If Joe burrow beats the chiefs again, that he is there, daddy. He's already at least the uncle, because he keeps beating their ass. But if he beats him again, I mean, Patrick, my home is not the top dog. It's Joe burrow. Right. |
| 3:53.2 | Oh, absolutely. And now, you know, the worst part is now we, as a Cowboys fan, we have two daddies. We got, we got the 49ers are our daddies and Aaron Rogers and the Packers are our daddies. And it's just like God, we got two dads. Too many dads. We got to, we got multiple dads. Too many dads in your house. Too many dads. Like it would be somebody's daddy. Yeah, well, you're the Vikings daddy, right? |
| 4:21.2 | I don't think so. Beat the Vikings all the time. Yeah, maybe. I mean, everybody's the Vikings daddy. No, I don't know. That's a, that's a BHS team right there. That's, yeah, I mean, wait aways, there's football. There's big games coming up this weekend. I'm sad. I know. I knew you're going to be sad. But it's just like I shouldn't be because every year, but God damn it. Every year, this happens. You know what it is? It's because you're, you're dating a, like a dirty woman that constantly cheats on you and you keep taking her back. I know. |
| 4:51.2 | Did I keep bringing her back out in public? Like, look, look, yeah, we're in a shirt with her name on it. Yeah, we're in a shirt with her name on it. We're in love. Look at us. We're in love. But she keeps cheating on you and letting you down saying, no, no, this time, I got you this time. And then when I take her out again, that she cheats on me again again. And then I'll be back with her again. That sucks. I hate being a football cook. But it's like I can't be, I can't be one of these bitch ass people that leave. |
| 5:21.2 | So then I'm just like, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I had plans because you know, I got a whole cowboy room. I was like, man, if they win the Super Bowl, I could probably get more from my house. Yeah. Now, now I can't. No, yeah, you got to get that room out of there. |
| 5:36.2 | It devalues your house. Yeah, maybe. I think it does. It really does. Which is sad. I said. Um, I don't know if anybody's got any weiner issues out there. But I have doctors, top tips for erectile dysfunction. |
| 5:51.2 | So you can perform in bed. Yeah. Well, I would like to be able to perform in bed. See, that's the one thing that you know, it takes a lot of moving parts for a man to get in an erection. |
| 6:05.2 | A little bit. So like a woman, you don't have to prep. You don't have to be ready. You don't have to do nothing. Right. You can just lay there. You're ready to roll. A dude. A lot of things. A lot of moving parts. A lot of things have to happen in order for him to get an erection. |
| 6:20.2 | And so, you know, you want to get a little hanky, punky. Well, then all of a sudden, you're like, your little guy's not working. That would suck. You're like, oh, come on. What's this? |
| 6:32.2 | It's like trying to start a car in the winter and it won't turn over. Yeah, yeah. It's all. It's how am I going to get to work once the start, but it just won't do it. |
| 6:42.2 | Well, erectile dysfunction is a common form of sexual dysfunction occurs in men of all ages ranging from mid to severe cases. |
| 6:50.2 | There's usually no need to panic view occasionally find it difficult to maintain an erection. However, if you repeatedly find it difficult or impossible to get one during four place sex, it's important to talk to your healthcare provider. |
| 7:03.2 | Edie is almost always treatable with medication. Yeah, the first the doctor is going to try to get you to die it better. Yeah, that's probably it. Remember what they said, the Viagra. Yep. |
| 7:16.2 | Men that take it that have erectile dysfunction, 25% less likely to die from heart disease. But you will become dependent on it. Just FYI, that's the, that's the downside. Well, it's got to be like steroids for you. |
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