Friday, January 20th 2023
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
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🗓️ 20 January 2023
⏱️ 174 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm gonna tell you about this bizarre race, so basically inside a small town's bizarre |
| 0:18.0 | tradition of racing toilets with, I guess, toilet paper rolls on the skis. |
| 0:26.6 | Okay, so, man, it's like a tiny outhouse, and then you're sitting it on a toilet, and then there's toilet paper rolls on the skis, and then you race. |
| 0:40.6 | Yeah, it comes out, and they had that Pinebox Derby. |
| 0:45.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:46.6 | That's what this is, but it's like with toilets. |
| 0:49.6 | I mean, that's pretty cool. |
| 0:52.6 | Creative. |
| 0:53.6 | I guess they weren't used. |
| 0:55.6 | I guess that would be funnier. |
| 0:56.6 | That would be funnier if they were crapping while they're erasing. |
| 0:59.6 | I feel like that would be tough to do. |
| 1:02.6 | Push out a crap like while you're, I mean. |
| 1:05.6 | No, that would be, it would be, alright, whoever has the biggest bike dump. |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah, you have to have two days. |
| 1:10.6 | It's okay, fastest time with biggest dudes. |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah, that would be great. |
| 1:14.6 | Yeah, I don't know if that would catch you on. |
| 1:16.6 | I love these red neck races though. |
| 1:18.6 | I love, you know, one of the things that I thought was going to be a lot bigger. |
| 1:21.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.6 | Was the lawnmower racing? |
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