Monday, January 20th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2025

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a drunk Jason Bourne, the strangest place you’ve ended up nude, a mailman accused of stealing panties, dong being held during surgery on your genitals, the lady who insulted Lisa’s car, how a senior insulted you, the embarrassing reason you had to call 911, a cop who mistook drugs for candy, a dude with a dadbod who is killing it as an escort, bad neighbors and roommates, a half nude woman who said there was a snake in her pants and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Free
0:05.6	We're going to get started with this
0:15.7	The Idiot Criminal of the Day The Idiot Criminal of the day.
0:28.1	A drunk man in Tyside England thought he could convince authorities he was Jason Bourne. Oh my God, he was Jason Bourne.
0:39.4	Oh my God, that's Jason Bourne.
0:41.9	It's not a real person, sir.
0:44.6	Oops.
0:46.7	In court, Paul Stevens pled guilty to drunk and disorderly charges.
0:51.8	Turns out last month, cops were alerted to a drunken man
0:54.5	staggering in the road.
0:57.1	When they tried to talk to him,
0:59.6	he hit them with some salty language.
1:03.9	And claimed to be
1:05.8	the fictional government-trained assassin.
1:09.4	Jason Bourne.
1:11.6	Then he took off his shirt to prove he was him
1:14.3	by showing them his tattoos.
1:17.9	Oh.
1:18.3	The same as Jason Bourne has.
1:20.1	Oh, wow.
1:21.4	That must have been the scene cut out of the Bourne movies.
1:23.7	I don't remember that either.
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