Monday, February 5th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s vacuum texting him, new Apple technology, food people bring into the ER, roommate killed over Taco Bell, stabbed after giving stranger a ride, man beaten by wife and daughter for wanting a divorce, clinging to the back of a car after dog was stolen, wire transfer scam, bats, Patrick Mahomes Sr arrested again, Michael Bublé high on mushrooms at NHL All-Star Game, TikTok pulls more music, RIP Carl Weathers, The Situation saves son from choking, Drew Barrymore gets catfished, relatives of celebrities on what it’s like to be related to someone famous, Hot Or Not?, driver cleans customer’s mess, sex sounds heard coming from building, men in floating sauna come to the rescue, man shot over using women’s restroom, divorced over lack of hygiene, Dave’s old stuff, finding grandma’s breast implants, things Gen Z won’t spend money on, woman with uncontrollable diarrhea kills 2 men on road, man okay after Final Destination style accident, radio tower stolen, man steals $90,000 in calculators, giant taxidermy polar bear goes missing in Canada, National Fart Day, deer spends night after crashing into home, principal in Japan fired for stealing extra coffee, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the fleet. Hello, how's it going on a Monday? It's the 5th of February 2024 and thanks for
0:28.8	joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. You know who won't stop messaging me?
0:33.0	Who? My robot vacuum.
0:36.0	Oh my God.
0:38.0	Something's gone wrong with it and every few minutes it's sending me messages.
0:43.2	Only you would have a problem like this.
0:45.1	I mean, a robot back you.
0:47.1	There is no, listen, I'm telling you right now, there is gonna be no device that Dave
0:52.2	owns that doesn't text him.
0:54.7	His toothbrush text him, great job.
1:00.1	His vacuum is like, help me, Dave, help Dave, help Dave. He's going to have
1:07.5	spoons and forks. Clean us. That's the problem with your vacuum. I think something's wrong with it. Obviously, you keep saying it's stuck somewhere, but it's not even in use.
1:17.0	It's some major malfunction.
1:18.0	Just every few minutes it sends me a check.
1:21.0	I'll have to know.
1:22.0	But it's been going on since last night.
1:24.7	I had to block my vacuum.
1:25.9	Yeah, kept him up all night.
1:28.3	That, Dave, help me, Dave.
1:30.7	Dave. I am stuck, Dave.
1:32.1	Yeah, it's not even on, but for, I don't know, some major malfunction.
1:36.8	I don't have a vacuum like that. I don't know, like, that it could text you. I just have one
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