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Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Derek set us an email to davidchethafreak.wrif.com. He said I was a big boy not that long ago.

Okay, I forgot this is you guys. I was a fat ass he says. I have broken those fold-up white chairs.

You see lined up at concerts. My ass was so fat that when I sat down it basically just gave way.

But that incident came back to mind recently when the bathroom of the office I work at had a broken

toilet. There are many possible culprits in our building who could have done this based on

ass or conference. But the bottom line is some dude here sat down on the toilet and broke the whole

thing. Had to share that with you guys. So we want to know if you're willing to join us on the

rift lines. You can admit your bigger person ain't no thing. But unfortunately sometimes things

aren't meant to contain your weight. You may not even be that big. No. Those lawn chairs are pretty.

Can I be honest about a lawn chair right now? Every time I encounter a lawn chair I look it up

and down. Oh me too. You know you know you do. Absolutely. I give it the stress test like who can

that handle me? Because I think I've probably gone through two of them. And the reason why

well number one I'm a heavier guy. But if they sit out too long you can rip right through the

fabric at which I definitely have done. I also believe that I've cracked the leg off of one of

those. You know those like horrible plastic backyard chairs. Oh those are the ones. They get

all faded and old. And I think I've sat in one of those and one of the legs. That was me

but unfortunately it was a slow descent. Like there was one of those green on there forget a green

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