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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, December 16th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2019

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about weird encounters at fast food drive thru windows, a high school coach in trouble after taking team to Hooters, a man that used a pair of underwear as a mask during a robbery, a family that found a zipper inside of a...

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0:00.0

David Chuck the Freed.

0:18.0

Hey, good morning. It is Dave and Chuck the Freed on a Monday. It's the 16th day of December.

0:23.1

How's everybody? Oh, it's crazy out there. It is crazy out. What do you mean?

0:27.6

Like I feel like it's more busy out on the roads. Like I think pre Christmas. Like everyone's kind of

0:33.8

kind of cheering it up. Yeah, like the coffee shop was packed. I'm like, it's usually dead.

0:39.2

There's no one at the coffee shop. It is the hours and it was packed. I wonder if people know

0:45.4

they're going to have maybe a couple extra days off and try and get extra work done. Yeah.

0:50.6

I'll get to work a couple hours early. But the at the coffee shop, the espresso machine broke.

0:56.8

Oh my god. It's crazy. It just shut down the drive through. They had to go out there and tell

1:01.0

people, I mean, it was probably, it's probably right right now. Yeah, it was going to say,

1:04.0

if anybody, if anybody dies, I'm totally smoked. You can have coffee. You're up there.

1:10.1

That's insane. You're telling people before they get their first coffee. Yeah, exactly.

1:15.5

That they can't have coffee. So it's a double lamb of death. Exactly. Lucky, you probably get

1:20.8

knife doing so. How do you? So you're in the Starbucks or whatever it is and there's four of you.

1:27.7

Yeah. How do you decide who goes outside to die? Is it? Did you draw straws? I think it's got to

1:33.2

be straw straws. Straws, right? Starbucks. Starbucks. Starbucks. Starbucks.

1:37.2

Drugs. They're all like this long. But one is this long. Maybe my voice be true and my spirit be

1:43.6

forever. Yeah, but they didn't have. So I just got regular coffee. I'm like, I'm fine.

1:49.5

I was like, you would have something in my system. So I went through a drive through this weekend

1:55.7

with my kids and I was stuck forever. But there's a pickup truck and us. There's no one in front.

2:02.5

Yeah. And they just want like a bagel and sitting waiting, sitting waiting five minutes.

2:08.6

The guy in front of me still has an order. Nothing's happening. He's looking around. I'm looking

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