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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, December 11th 2017 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2017

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about where the police are looking for a clumsy crook and her partners in crime, doctors that had to perform CPR for hours on a flight over the Atlantic to keep a woman alive, cities where drivers are the most/least...

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0:00.0

Geek Culture Congress is for the nerd in you.

0:02.6

Yeah, this is something that some of the group's best moments by scene.

0:06.3

Just like group doing some, uh, cost-fade, doing some workouts.

0:09.1

Look for Geek Culture Congress on bpasstudios.com and wherever you listen to your podcasts.

0:18.3

Dave and Chuck the Freed.

0:30.2

All right Monday morning.

0:36.8

616. Yeah. Hi. Me. How's everyone? Good. Good. You know, uh, some emails here that came into, uh,

0:45.6

email at davidchuckthefriek.com. Um, this one, you know, everyone passes along the weird things

0:50.5

they find on Craigslist to us. Sure. Sure. For some reason. And, um, here's this email. So I saw an

0:56.6

ad on Craigslist offering a shopping spree of sorts. He has a flirting script he wants to follow.

1:04.8

And to make things short, he wants my fiance to blow him at one store and then bang her at another.

1:12.5

Total 7,000 cash and two grand in gifts. He actually doesn't look half bad either.

1:21.2

This guy says we swap picks already and might have sent a video. We've actually agreed to do it.

1:27.6

It's all so I thought you guys would get a kick out of it. We've done some BDSM stuff before,

1:33.0

but nothing even close to this. I mean, it's $9,000 and I'm a broke ass. So this is a great Christmas gift.

1:40.9

Yeah, except for that big giant hog in your wife's mouth. Yeah. That'll,

1:48.8

that really does number to the Christmas spirit. That's right.

1:54.8

And I'm the worst man. That big giant hog at the holidays.

1:58.3

No, you know what I mean? I mean, that is a one of the things to get over.

2:03.1

Yeah, but $9,000, I guess he's. I know.

2:06.0

No one's seen that movie with Woody Harrelson.

2:08.4

The ad is in proposal or whatever. Come on. You're not supposed to do this.

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