All right. Hey there. Good morning on a Monday, 616 right now. It's the third day of August.

Here we are on Dave and Chef the Freak and everyone's looking for a side hustle these

days trying to stay afloat. And we've heard about this thing, never seen someone close

wanting to do it, but if you want to be a fecal donor, check. There's a guy on Craigslist

who's offering 65 bucks for your 65, 65 bucks. I don't know. I mean, I feel like one

donation. He says 55 to 65 sold depending on weight. It's like at the deli. Oh, my God.

James just bring out the scale. Yeah, bring out the scale. Start at Chipotle. You have

seen me after some Mexican food. Yeah. I'll fill that scale up. I'll max it out. Oh, my

God. I'm so excited. You're like the alarms going off at the carnival. When you hit

the hammer under that thing, Jesus. And drop my hands. I was like, I'm 65 dollars. Please.

Oh, yeah. This is one of several Craigslist spottings that people have passed along over

the past few days. We're going to get to. But remember, if you ever spot something on Craigslist,

you think we should talk about on the show. You can always email it to us. Email at Dave

and check the Freak.com. Remember to take a screenshot tube because generally these things

get taken down pretty quickly. Anyway, so this guy starts his post saying, hi, my name

is Jay 42 years old. I'm a guy struggling with treatment for my current infection with

bacterium, colostridium, the sea diff. Okay. All right. Well, this is a way through

and determined. Seediffs got stuff for it. Yeah. Yeah. He says due to COVID-19, I've been

unable to obtain my regular supply of antibiotics. There are no stores or pharmacies that stock

or even sell this type of product. So for health purposes, I'm desperately in search of

fecal matter, but only from healthy donors or volunteers. Once the samples are given

to me, I start the F. M. T capsule creation process. A description of this would be taking

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