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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, August 15th 2022 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a road construction crew that discovered mastodon bones, celebrities starting to charge people for selfies, Michelle Branch arrested for attacking her husband Patrick Carney, wholesome stories from encounters with...

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:35.2

Hi there. It is a Monday morning, the 15th day of August. Thanks for being with us on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:47.2

We went out to dinner on Saturday night and there was an older couple that were at the podium before us to check in.

0:58.2

Henry and Sarah sent me an email so I wouldn't forget. Really old. I'd probably say in their 80s. Still getting after it.

1:09.2

Henry, I couldn't really, he's an old guy mumbling, trying to guess saying their last name and they were part of a party.

1:22.2

I was just going, so you're a little early. Oh no, you're the first to do a rife. Of course. This was six o'clock. So we were even doing like an early dinner.

1:35.2

Be sure this wasn't me. I go at four o'clock for dinner sometimes. No, no, no, no. She's like your rent of your reservation is at eight.

1:45.2

Yes, it's way too late. It's that time. They were there at six. A couple hours just going to kill kill some time.

1:52.2

Go ahead and give us a table table for 12 Henry lost his crap. Yeah, it's probably hungry. What?

1:59.2

What? Like it was your voice screaming. Yeah. Who would make a reservation for eight PM? He kept saying. Who would do it?

2:10.2

And now they're fighting Henry and Sarah because one of them has screwed up, right? One of them thought it was six when it was really eight. Yeah.

2:20.2

Yeah, he says I'd never read it eight. Of course, because he'd be asleep. Who would eat it? Big city people eat it eight. Oh, man.

2:30.2

So it was all just back and forth about what they were going to do. That's the future, man.

2:35.2

And there's no way he was going to stay for two hours just to wait for you to wear when the weather report is.

2:42.2

If I eat it eight, I'm going to miss the weather report. You know what? A lottery dries. Are you nuts?

2:49.2

I'm eating a friend this week for dinner and I told her I was like, well, I said, yeah, let's get together. I said, how about four o'clock?

2:55.2

She's like, okay, all right. That's fine. Look at it. I have a weird schedule. I go for five though. You know, it is weird when you're like the first person in a place of what will be their dinner.

3:10.2

Their dinner rush. Like it's obviously still like, they're like, oh, yeah. I'm back in this little way.

3:17.2

Yeah, there's still one table. There's someone here. Get this card out of here. The kids is rep this.

3:23.2

I've been there before the doors open. I've been there. But we know the people there and they're like, what are you going to do here?

3:30.2

Like, can you we just let us in? You're going to beat the crowd. I'm here to be even beaten Henry and Sarah.

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