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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, April 4th 2022 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a severed penis found on the streets of Boston, Hope Solo found passed out with her kids in the car, women that want to see a guy’s b-hole, a construction worker fired after dropping a bag of poop off a crane,...

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:33.4

Hi there. Good morning. It is Monday, Monday the fourth day of April. And thank you so much for being with us.

0:43.3

I think I cursed myself last week because we were talking about, you know, things that people do in their sleep and that interrupt you.

0:51.2

So we were away this weekend, visiting Aiden at school and we stayed at a hotel, of course, because we'd never stay in his dorm room.

0:58.2

Oh my God.

0:58.8

Oh my God. Four boys sharing one townhouse. Oh yeah, yeah. That hasn't been cleaned, I think since they, I'm sure. Well, it's boys got there in September.

1:15.8

Yeah. Oh,

1:17.8

it's a little smelly. This is how we were, he's actually coming back in a couple of weeks. He's done. So we were taking some stuff back with us.

1:25.8

And we went to walk in and I went, Amber, don't come in here.

1:32.8

What? I'm like, don't come in here. Honestly, you wait outside. We'll bring this stuff out. Wow. She was about to break that. Oh, she had a

1:41.8

little bit of, oh, he was living. Yeah, the smells, the dirt, the carpet is never seen a vacuum. The carpet was peaked green to begin with.

1:53.8

So that's to cover up all the energy drinks that they spill. Yeah. I think they pick it. You know, they pick their like what color? Well hide all these teenagers do.

2:05.8

Yeah, the bathroom. Oh, I had to pee. I had to know. Wow. So much pub in your head. You just pee all over the place. Yeah.

2:17.8

Just fit in. So yeah, thankfully, she's like, tell me how bad it was. I can't, I said, I can't tell you. So nothing's been cleaned. Nothing like the way. Oh, I can't eat.

2:26.8

Yeah, you put food in there that you then eat for six minutes. Oh, God. Yeah, no, disgusting. So luckily, Amber didn't see it. But so anyway, we stay at this hotel this weekend as we're visiting him.

2:39.8

It had like a really high bed in the room. Okay, like an older hotel. It had like a four poster bed, but it was high off the

2:51.8

grab to the point where Amber had to kind of like almost push yourself up into. Yeah, you know, so you get into it. So Saturday night, I'm sound asleep.

3:00.8

Slept great until this. She, I don't know in an attempt to get into bed. She flying elbow dropped me straight in the back like Randy Macho man savage.

3:14.8

Oh, she took a running start to jump into the bed. And just overshot in the darkness, misjudged. Yeah, yeah, I woke up to an elbow in the back. Right. And I thought I was under attack.

3:34.8

She was watching WrestleMania and acting out some of her favorite. Exactly. Got so into it. Her favorite Logan Paul moment. I know he was good. Oh, what a shocking way to wake up though elbowed in the back. Yeah. Oh, I did yell. Yeah.

3:50.8

Yeah, well, it's just to me, it's at least she didn't strike back. It's at least she didn't like ultimate warrior. No, they caught. Thankfully, I controlled myself. Pressure. Yeah.

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