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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, April 29th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an elderly man that accidentally launched his car over the roof of a business, Avengers: Endgame does $1.2 Billion on its opening weekend, thieves busted after they accidentally butt dialed 911 after a robbery, your...

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0:00.0

D even shut the feed

0:12.9

Hello

0:14.9

Hello Dave. Hello Monday. What's up?

0:17.1

29th day of April. This morning seems like a blur. Yeah, that's a weird one. Couldn't keep up.

0:22.8

No, I think you say that every Monday. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

0:26.8

My computer has been normally working a lot better lately except today it decided to

0:31.7

the bed. Well, they don't last too long around here. These computers that we have around here are

0:38.6

all areas. They've been slowly assembled with all parts of Commodore 64's. I mean,

0:44.8

I know I've been here seven years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he's sort of updating.

0:49.6

And then technology moves pretty quick these days.

0:55.3

It's every six months in a good dose. Seven years is a long time. Sure is.

1:02.8

So we if you have missed some of the ongoing saga of Andy gets a gym membership.

1:09.5

Oh, yeah. We've been following that since what February is that? Yeah, yeah. That's when it's

1:14.3

it all started to harass me lately too. It's going to say what sucks about it. It was just like a

1:19.4

late night. Just one thing. I just want to maybe do something to better myself and God bless America.

1:28.0

These vultures, they've vultures. These vultures, they took advantage of it. Yeah, my weak moment.

1:33.8

Yeah, I'm dealing with it. Yeah, calls every other day. So for those of you who may have missed Andy,

1:38.4

drunkily one night decided I'm going to get a gym membership and signed up over the phone. Yeah,

1:43.1

just did over the phone. Just called. Didn't even go out of the house. Just called up. Yeah,

1:46.8

the guy through his throat and smoothies at me. The whole thing was a blur. I knew it. I'm just

1:52.1

ankle deep in this. Yeah. And he thought because he did it over the phone and then he, you know,

1:59.2

when he sobered up, he went, oh, I don't want to do that. That he'd be able to get out of it

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