Monday, April 22nd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 217 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about old lady accidents, apology notes, when you dated someone awful, how T&A messed up your job, your current irrational fear, using your phone on the toilet, your poop button, vagina rejuvenation, meeting someone while...

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak
0:18.8	How are two old rods in a parking lot the latest victims of the symphony of destruction
0:24.0	where that's where we'll start here.
0:26.5	This segment of Dave and Chuck the Freak and elderly woman from Hamburg Township Michigan
0:31.8	is in stable condition after being struck by a Ford Focus by another elderly woman.
0:39.8	It was double elderly, that's the problem.
0:42.3	So you got an old rod behind the wheel and then an old broad walking through a parking
0:47.1	lot who can't react that fast.
0:49.3	Oh yeah.
0:51.3	And couldn't get out of the way.
0:52.4	The woman was walking in the parking lot of a crow-grr grocery store early in the morning
0:59.4	when she was hit by an old broad who was pulling into a parking spot near the front of the
1:03.9	store and then she was pinned under the vehicle.
1:06.9	Oh yeah.
1:07.9	Oh.
1:08.9	Yep.
1:09.9	I bet that old lady didn't even know there was anyone under her car, you know.
1:14.2	No.
1:15.2	I bet the only lady didn't even realize she was under her car.
1:17.9	Oh.
1:18.9	I don't know.
1:19.9	I don't know if either the old lady's realized anything.
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