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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, April 1st 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how lame the show thinks April Fool’s Day pranks are, a dude who thought he was half dog half man and ate a dude’s face, weird obsessions kids have gone through, a homeless guy with a CRAZY mug shot, a naked man...

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0:00.0

Dive in Chukta Freed!

0:17.3

Antimonday morning here on Dave and Chukta Freak.

0:21.4

Thanks for being with us.

0:22.6

It's April Fool's Day.

0:24.0

I'm saying this out of the gate so you don't fall for anything stupid.

0:27.5

Remember that it's April Fool's Day because there's going to be idiots out there that try and get you some way.

0:33.5

Somewhere?

0:34.5

True.

0:35.5

Yeah, they're not your friends after that.

0:37.5

No, they shouldn't be.

0:39.5

You're absolutely right.

0:41.5

It's time to thin your friends.

0:43.5

Yeah, thin your friends in your first test.

0:45.5

It's a thin year.

0:47.5

Yeah, thin everything out.

0:49.5

This is the very first test.

0:51.5

Amazingly, 64% of people are planning on pulling a prank today.

0:56.5

So there's way more April Fool's fans than there is April Fool's haters.

1:02.5

Oh, why do you think all the dumb things, all the... everything that's dumb, they do an April Fool's thing.

1:11.5

April Fool's reminds me of grade school.

1:13.5

Yeah, that's like the only time.

1:15.5

And even then I was like, real night!

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