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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, April 13th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: His 5-year-old has started to kick his underwear up in the air to catch it like Dave

0:08 Chinese restaurant with 70 violations

0:14 A guy investing a tote to carry around his burrito

0:19 Dumping peanuts in Coke

0:21 Reese's is going back to the original recipe

0:26   NEWS

0:26 Update on suspicious disappearance of a woman at sea

0:30 Update on dangerous weather striking parts of the country

0:33 Plane made an emergency landing on a road

0:38 Argument over Pokémon cards lead to a shooting

0:40 Zoo employee hurt by an animal

0:45 Artimus 2 crew back on Earth and reunited with their families

0:48 Woman get scammed while trying to make a donation

0:52 Another business turned around by a TikTok video

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:00   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:00 Rory McIlroy repeats Masters victory

1:12 Whistling champion performed National Anthem at baseball game

1:18 60-year-old guy went back to college, tried out for football team

1:21 Britney Spears checking into rehab treatment

1:23 Juston Bieber's Coachella performance

1:25 How Taylor Swift's cookie recipe was dragged into court fight

1:26 Euphoria creator taking heat over Sydney Sweeney baby content

1:31 The most loved public figure in the country

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:39   BITCH'S TRIPPIN'

1:39 Woman freaked out after restaurant got her food order wrong

1:48 Guy fights back after being arrested for nude sunbathing in his backyard

2:00 Old woman was too busy playing video games to answer her well fair check call

2:04 Woman caught stealing neighbor's power

2:08 An entire heard of deer crashed into a house

2:13 Strip club owner taking action against the city

2:21   TALES FROM THE KREMLIN

2:21 Guy's injured penis got him busted cheating with a prostitute

2:28   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:30   SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION

2:30 An old guy crashed into his own apartment

2:34 Why a rideshare driver had to stab a passenger

2:39 Why guys stole 96 bananas from a gas station

2:41 Large chunks of frozen debris falls through apartment roof

2:46 Guy reeled in huge tuna while fishing on his Jet Ski

2:50 FAA targeting gamers for next generation of air traffic controllers

2:52 Guy who works in the sewer goes viral because of his voice

2:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:00   NEWS

3:00   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

3:00 Guy threatened fast food worker for giving him the wrong sauce

3:05 Teacher in trouble for talking about her sex life in class

3:11   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:13 Another GoFundMe started for a DoorDashing senior

3:19 Heroic dog alerts owner to neighbor's house on fire

3:22   - - - AD MARKER - - -

  BADASS OF THE DAY

Guy steered a runaway bus to safety

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Freak on a Monday, it is the 13th of April. And coming up, a listener thinks their five-year-old is becoming a little Dave Hunter.

0:09.7

Oh, no. Why are they worried about that? Well, you should be. Also, a guy's hat went viral at the Masters.

0:19.7

Oh, yeah. A very odd hat.

0:23.1

We'll dig into what it was and what kind of hat we're going to get for Jason.

0:26.6

Speaking of Jason, he has a mouth skill we had never heard of before.

0:31.3

He does.

0:32.2

It is shocking.

0:33.6

Yeah.

0:34.2

And amazing.

0:35.6

Impressive.

0:36.4

All at the same time. And dumb. Super dumb. All at the same time.

0:37.6

And dumb.

0:38.5

Super dumb.

0:39.7

What made a bitch freak out at a subway?

0:42.8

A nude male sunbather is fighting for his right to sunbathe nude.

0:50.0

Attractive alpha male.

0:52.6

Why is Lisa worried if he can hear us or not?

0:56.3

An elderly gamer makes headlines.

0:58.8

A woman steals power and a strip club owner with a neck tattoo.

1:04.9

Yes.

1:05.7

Leads to me making a confusing statement.

1:08.7

Well, I was just trying to say it clear.

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