Monday, April 13th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 200 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 EMAIL: His 5-year-old has started to kick his underwear up in the air to catch it like Dave
0:08 Chinese restaurant with 70 violations
0:14 A guy investing a tote to carry around his burrito
0:19 Dumping peanuts in Coke
0:21 Reese's is going back to the original recipe
0:26 NEWS
0:26 Update on suspicious disappearance of a woman at sea
0:30 Update on dangerous weather striking parts of the country
0:33 Plane made an emergency landing on a road
0:38 Argument over Pokémon cards lead to a shooting
0:40 Zoo employee hurt by an animal
0:45 Artimus 2 crew back on Earth and reunited with their families
0:48 Woman get scammed while trying to make a donation
0:52 Another business turned around by a TikTok video
0:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:00 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:00 Rory McIlroy repeats Masters victory
1:12 Whistling champion performed National Anthem at baseball game
1:18 60-year-old guy went back to college, tried out for football team
1:21 Britney Spears checking into rehab treatment
1:23 Juston Bieber's Coachella performance
1:25 How Taylor Swift's cookie recipe was dragged into court fight
1:26 Euphoria creator taking heat over Sydney Sweeney baby content
1:31 The most loved public figure in the country
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1:39 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'
1:39 Woman freaked out after restaurant got her food order wrong
1:48 Guy fights back after being arrested for nude sunbathing in his backyard
2:00 Old woman was too busy playing video games to answer her well fair check call
2:04 Woman caught stealing neighbor's power
2:08 An entire heard of deer crashed into a house
2:13 Strip club owner taking action against the city
2:21 TALES FROM THE KREMLIN
2:21 Guy's injured penis got him busted cheating with a prostitute
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2:30 SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION
2:30 An old guy crashed into his own apartment
2:34 Why a rideshare driver had to stab a passenger
2:39 Why guys stole 96 bananas from a gas station
2:41 Large chunks of frozen debris falls through apartment roof
2:46 Guy reeled in huge tuna while fishing on his Jet Ski
2:50 FAA targeting gamers for next generation of air traffic controllers
2:52 Guy who works in the sewer goes viral because of his voice
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3:00 NEWS
3:00 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
3:00 Guy threatened fast food worker for giving him the wrong sauce
3:05 Teacher in trouble for talking about her sex life in class
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3:13 Another GoFundMe started for a DoorDashing senior
3:19 Heroic dog alerts owner to neighbor's house on fire
3:22 - - - AD MARKER - - -
BADASS OF THE DAY
Guy steered a runaway bus to safety
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak on a Monday, it is the 13th of April. And coming up, a listener thinks their five-year-old is becoming a little Dave Hunter. |
| 0:09.7 | Oh, no. Why are they worried about that? Well, you should be. Also, a guy's hat went viral at the Masters. |
| 0:19.7 | Oh, yeah. A very odd hat. |
| 0:23.1 | We'll dig into what it was and what kind of hat we're going to get for Jason. |
| 0:26.6 | Speaking of Jason, he has a mouth skill we had never heard of before. |
| 0:31.3 | He does. |
| 0:32.2 | It is shocking. |
| 0:33.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.2 | And amazing. |
| 0:35.6 | Impressive. |
| 0:36.4 | All at the same time. And dumb. Super dumb. All at the same time. |
| 0:37.6 | And dumb. |
| 0:38.5 | Super dumb. |
| 0:39.7 | What made a bitch freak out at a subway? |
| 0:42.8 | A nude male sunbather is fighting for his right to sunbathe nude. |
| 0:50.0 | Attractive alpha male. |
| 0:52.6 | Why is Lisa worried if he can hear us or not? |
| 0:56.3 | An elderly gamer makes headlines. |
| 0:58.8 | A woman steals power and a strip club owner with a neck tattoo. |
| 1:04.9 | Yes. |
| 1:05.7 | Leads to me making a confusing statement. |
| 1:08.7 | Well, I was just trying to say it clear. |
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