Monday 3.23.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 123 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.4 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.1 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.7 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.2 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.4 | And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:43.3 | the church of laslow has begun hello you got it okay wow nice work in a pinch. Oh my goodness. What happened? What happened? I pushed the button. I didn't work in here. Okay. So it was just that simple, like we're getting ready to go on the air. Oh, yeah. How are you? I'm good. How was your trip? It was good. Yeah? Yeah? You got to spend quality time with your youngest? I did. My oldest was in New York City, and then me and my youngest, we went to Branson. Yeah. And trying to get Lazily go there more since I met him. Like, man, there's plenty to do. I didn't know there was all those golf courses there. I had no idea. I did. I didn't play golf everywhere. It's nice. |
| 1:27.6 | Really nice. |
| 1:47.7 | The pictures that you sent, it looked like some of that is new. They've been building new courses. I know Branson's been big on golf since at least the early 2000s. I don't play, but friends talking about, oh, Branson's stealing all the golfers from Lake of the Ozarks and they're building the courses. I don't know if any of it's new or not, but I guess I don't know it wouldn't be that. I wouldn't imagine. It'd be hard to build a golf course, but I don't know what new would be. But nothing under construction, but man, it's beautiful. It is unbelievable. Hard, nice, and the biggest part is we get to Branson right and of course you know you're |
| 2:04.3 | the golf courses like that strip where you like to go that you're kind of off that a little bit |
| 2:11.3 | but you see it right the main drag yeah but you're you know you're playing golf so you don't |
| 2:15.5 | you're not really there right but you know it's around and like when you're driving through you see like you know, you're playing golf, so you're not really there, right? |
| 2:33.7 | But, you know, it's around, and like, when you're driving through, you see, like, you know, go to the Trump store or whatever, right? Yeah, Trump's true. I'm like, this is why, you know, it's like, you know, Jesus loves you, go to Silver Dollar City, and Trump loves you, come buy a Trump flag. And I'm like, well, okay. I do like those things But the golf courses, you know |
| 2:37.3 | Yeah And I'm like, well, okay. I do like those things. |
| 2:37.3 | But the golf courses, you know. |
| 2:37.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:42.3 | But I was with Chacho and I was like, oh man, you know it's in the back seat. |
| 2:43.7 | And he's like, what? |
| 2:48.8 | And I grabbed that Desert Storm Navy Veteran hat that you bought me. Man, Man. Oh, man. I asked Laslo |
| 2:52.6 | years ago why he doesn't |
| 2:54.8 | have one of those black hats |
| 2:56.8 | that's a veteran, I serve, and I think of them as World War II |
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