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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Moving to a big city can be isolating, and Lazlo talks about college costs. The Clintons and Trump are like Harry Potter. How much money do women make? In Headlines, the guys discuss the current search for Nancy Guntherie, the fallout of more Epstein files being released, Fraternity members getting arrested for hazing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.8	Yo!
0:48.4	How are you, my man?
0:50.3	Excellent.
0:50.9	How are you?
0:51.4	I'm great.
0:52.1	No problems.
0:53.2	Good, good, good, good.
0:54.2	You have a good long weekend? Absolutely. How could you not? How are you? I'm great. No problems. Good, good, good, good. You have a good long weekend?
0:55.8	Absolutely.
0:56.7	How could you not? How about you?
0:58.8	Good.
0:59.7	Yeah?
1:00.1	I'm good. It was busy, but it was good.
1:02.8	Anything.
1:03.6	I went to one of those college campus tours.
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