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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 09.09.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

*That Michigan loss was tough for Lazlo but at least he got his house fixed!

*Tyreek Hill was cuffed and detained this weekend outside Dolphins stadium.

*Update on the Georgia school shooter.

*A bathroom fight at school between two teens turned deadly.

*Quit locking the public bathrooms! You're gonna get someone killed!

*James Earl Jones died today. In other news, James Earl Jones was alive yesterday.

*Oh, like you've never got drunk and desecrated a corpse.

*We test Lazlo's teen slang skills.

*Ten Questions You Should Never Ask A Woman.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:30.0

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord

0:38.0

when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun.

0:47.0

Yo! Yo! How are you man? I'm fantastic. How are you man? I'm fantastic. How are you? I've never been better good well what let's start at the top what did you get your plumbing problem fixed I did okay your guy ten or fixed it over, I wasn't even there.

1:03.6

He did all on Saturday?

1:04.6

Yep, all Saturday morning.

1:06.0

Oof!

1:07.0

Okay, I had a feeling that he was, I don't know why I just had this picture of him being

1:10.3

over there still this morning, tearing walls apart and like a

1:12.8

he did have to tear the ceiling apart in the laundry room but he says he knows what

1:16.8

was wrong with it it's not one of those a lot the guy that I paid all the money

1:20.9

wanted to fight me that guy screwed something up for sure?

1:24.0

To be fair, he said the guy did good work, but he forgot to do like one thing,

1:28.0

and that one thing made the parts, the pipes separate,

1:32.0

I'd put on some sort of guard and it didn't and that's okay

1:35.1

after a while the pipe separate that doesn't seem like a good job that one thing

1:38.2

led to water coming through the ceiling I mean yeah he was like but the other stuff he's like not you know you could tell

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