Yo, what's going on?

Nothing.

We're going to talk about this big scandalous investigation coming on.

On what?

On who?

Me? No, no, no, no, not into you.

Okay.

You don't know. it's about bathrooms.

Our bathrooms? Just, no, bathrooms, not our bathrooms. No, not the bathrooms here. I could give them a report on the bathrooms here. They're not bad.

Although our bathrooms flooded right now.

Have you been in there today? No. I haven't been there much.

Someone threw a bunch of paper towels all over the floor and I think someone keeps flooding that

urinal, but it's nothing major. It's not like that time that person came in on the weekend and did whatever. that

you're on that person came in on the weekend and did whatever they did.

I don't know how that happens.

What was it?

Remember that time that we came in?

Somebody came in like going on a Sunday and they had to take pictures for evidence because someone

pooed all over the walls and all over the floor.

You don't remember, he was your old roommate I think who maybe saw it first.

No, he took the pictures I think.

It was bad. It was bad, bad bad bad. They had like police tape on that handicap stall. I don't know. That's what it is, right? The bigger stall. Yeah, it's like the handicap stall. You don't remember when they put the tape over it?

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