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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 12 August 2024
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Summary
*Is Kansas City really The City of Fountains?
*A Hollywood intimacy coordinator explains how she calms guys down on set when they get too excited.
*Thanks to the women, America tied China for gold medals and won the overall medal count.
*A Michigan man decided it was worth jail time to get mouthy with a judge.
*The best songs of 90s, according to someone on the internet.
*A majority of Americans say they would quit their jobs if they could become influencers.
*A Tennessee man was told his scratcher ticket was a loser. Turns out the gas station clerk kept it for himself when he realized it was $1 million.
*Lazlo was on the run for two years when he got pulled over in Michigan for speeding and shipped back to Florida to serve his time.
*Why was Snowcone so upset about being left in the car at the casino? It was only six or seven hours.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, |
| 0:00.8 | yo hey, did you get that tree taken on? |
| 0:03.3 | I got it what you got I know I got a tree in the front yard |
| 0:06.4 | I need to take it down you said you were gonna help me out gonna help you out |
| 0:09.1 | you got to send me some pictures I send you a picture god-dammit I got a. It only took me like three years, but I finally found a tree guy. |
| 0:16.0 | Your tree is like way smaller than mine. Mine was massive, huge, and it was hanging over a bunch of power lines. |
| 0:22.0 | You're just sitting out there in their front yard. |
| 0:23.6 | Yours should be easy. |
| 0:24.7 | But yes, Heartland, roof, and tree. |
| 0:27.4 | Heartland roof and tree? |
| 0:28.7 | Yeah, they do both. |
| 0:29.9 | So this is the thing. |
| 0:30.9 | So, yeah, so my thing is like, not only, so this guy came out and took a look at it and I told you I've had multiple people who were like, |
| 0:38.3 | yeah, too close power lines could do it. |
| 0:39.6 | Or they were just like, yeah, $10,000, whatever's like, okay, well I guess a lot of fall in my house finally it was buddy who |
| 0:45.8 | had texted me you know buddy he texted me said hey I know a guy who's got a |
| 0:50.3 | tree removal company you should call him I'm like yeah I don't think it's going to work |
| 0:54.5 | because I've had quite a few people out but he came out and sure shit got it done whole |
| 0:59.5 | thing's gone all I got left now is a stump in my back. |
| 1:03.0 | Heartland roof and tree. |
| 1:05.0 | How do I Google it? |
| 1:06.0 | Just email him. |
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