meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Hour 4: Olympic OnlyFans, Stolen Scratcher Tix, & Snowcone's Dad

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Just checking the text line. Yeah, yeah.

0:03.0

913 586 799. They should rename this show The Church of Suck.

0:08.0

Okay. Good one dude. That's a good one.

0:10.0

I do like that kind of. I kind of do too. But we have to get all new banners and all that seems like a pain.

0:15.0

We could probably do it now on the rock we'd probably get most stuff made.

0:19.0

I got t-shirts and stuff.

0:20.0

Do you just make t-shirts and say the church just suck?

0:22.0

That'd be pretty good. I like it. At least some stickers, right? We can start there.

0:26.0

Yeah. So, remember last week you're sitting here, the TV's on behind us.

0:31.0

We're watching the Olympics Slazo and they went to pole vaulting

0:34.0

Yes you do they went to pole vaulting you got distracted

0:37.0

Oh you definitely remember he went whoa whoa whoa what is this I don't remember what we were talking about but you stopped and said I can't believe this look at look at these poll vulters

0:47.3

attractive and you talk about how attractive they are and one of them in particular you said oh that that Canadian, oh my goodness, look at her.

0:54.3

I think he said that's right.

0:55.5

You said like, oh, hi Canada or something.

0:57.0

Yeah, exactly.

0:58.0

It's like God bless Canada or something like that, right?

1:00.6

Yeah, well, have you heard the news about that exact girl?

1:02.8

No.

1:03.8

Well, she is a Canadian pole vaulter.

1:05.2

I guess Canadians aren't great at polevaulting because they hadn't won a medal in a long time.

1:09.5

She won bronze.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.