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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 06.02.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

*Why Slimfast got his feelings hurt about an Everlast poster. *The people have spoken, and I don't think they're demands are too ridiculous. *Ever been cursed by a witch? We don't recommend it. *Quit lighting people on fire. *Are you trustworthy? *There's nothing wrong with getting a promotion because you're having sex with your boss. *Snakes on a Penis.

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:21.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:29.6

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.7

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:46.6

Yo, my man, how are you?

0:48.4

I'm great. How are you?

0:49.7

I'm great. You're working good?

0:51.4

Yeah, it was good. You?

0:52.7

Yeah, not bad at all. I mean, it was busy.

0:55.9

I had a big baseball game.

0:59.1

I know. When you left on Friday, you were telling me, like, here's the schedule.

1:04.6

I was like, Jesus, man. You're not going to have a minute free, but you don't think of the next to the next.

1:05.8

But everything went, everything went well?

1:11.5

Well, I know that's the, secretly my concern a little bit, that when all this comes to doing in,

1:15.6

you're just going to be like, what do you, it's going to take you a while to get used to coming back to my way of life,

1:19.7

which is going home and not leaving the house again until Monday morning when you come back to work.

1:29.5

Yeah, but I have been pressuring Laslo. I'm not the only one, saying that when his kids are off to college, which is, you've still got time.

1:31.3

Yeah, my youngest, about what? He's just starting.

1:32.3

He's just starting high school.

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