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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 05.30.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

*Lazlo has a weird definition of "consent". *How I met your father. *Are the Royals moving to the old Sprint campus? *Why 'mom jokes' are not victimless. *This hurts me more than it hurts you. *I've heard of people putting plastic on their furniture but I never imagined it would look like this. *Your kid isn't as cute as you think. Tell her to sit down and shut up!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who

0:30.6

attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.1

the church of laslow has begun yo my man how are you i'm great how are you i'm great

0:50.7

good glad to hear it glad to hear it believe? What? This is the last thing we

0:56.6

get to work together until Monday. It's already Friday. It's four-day work weeks, huh? Not too

1:02.4

bad. Not everybody got one, but yeah, yeah. I thought the weird thing I was talking to my brother

1:08.4

about this, and I know I've talked to you about it too, but we've worked together a lot of years.

1:12.7

Yeah.

1:13.4

And we've done basically the same dumb show for a lot of years.

1:19.7

It's weird that just switching what time we do it has, I don't know, at least in my mind changed how the whole thing feels it when we leave

1:28.8

every day every day by the time we're finishing the show i'm like how are we done with the show

1:32.2

already do you that is true do you get that feeling and i've had some people say well it's because

1:36.0

in the morning you know if your lazy ass had been getting up for the last 20 years before noon

1:41.4

you would know that in the morning hours go by faster than the afternoon like i've always kind of found the opposite at work that it's harder to get through the morning

1:47.4

and also that doesn't make any sense though because in life as you get older time goes faster so

1:51.8

also in afternoons it was our morning exactly what terms is it didn't matter we're getting up the same

1:57.0

difference of time yeah i knew i was going to be up till three in the morning i know i had however many hours once i got that doesn't make any sense there's something weird about it i

2:03.6

don't know every time we're done and of course i'm probably jinxing it and now today it'll just

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