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No, you haven't ended up in the dark part of the internet again.

You just found Rovers' Morning Glory.

The Shizzy is coming up in just a moment, the news. What do you have on the way? Do you see?

A couple of girls were on a ride at a festival, and I'll tell you what the ride was and what happened to them.

It's a ride that we've all been on, and it's pretty scary.

I'll tell you that story coming up next.

All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.

There is a story I want to tell you about these snap benefits.

And I guess those are running out because of the government shutdown.

A judge or a couple of judges have ordered the government to continue providing this snap assistance to needy people because they do have,

I guess a surplus or whatever that is available to use in case of an emergency, but the government

didn't want to use that. But there is a story that was circulating that was picked up by news outlets, including Fox News, and they

are like, look at how ridiculous these snap recipients are, and look at what they're saying.

There's a small problem with this story, and I'll tell you what it is in just a minute.

But first, doji, are you ready for the shizzy?

Sure. Here we go. Here to Shizzy on Rover's Morning Glory. A British man has been charged

in connection with a mass stabbing attack on a train that targeted passengers traveling through

Central England to London. This was over the weekend.

The attack left nine people in need of treatment for life-threatening injuries,

one of whom remained in critical condition yesterday.

The suspect was also charged over a separate attack in London the same day.

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