MON PT 3: Charlie has to rub Aquaphor on his dog's butthole

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Leisure, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

The Earth room. B2 is angry with Rover. Charlie has to rub Aquaphor on his dog's butthole. JLR wants to go to NYC. Tight end prostate test commercial. Conspiracy theories arise after Epstein's Fortnite gamer tag has been active since he passed away. Founder and CEO of Casey Wasserman Music Group is being asked to step down after racy emails with convicted sex offender Ghislaine Maxwell surfaced.

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0:00.0	Jeffrey LaRogue.
0:01.8	Question for Jeffrey.
0:03.3	If he's married, why is he out trying to hit on chicks all the time?
0:06.6	And what's he going to do when he brings home gonorrhea to his wave?
0:09.0	I'm just curious.
0:10.2	Who, Donna Reed?
0:12.4	Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory. All right, what am I supposed to be looking at here, Charlie, Earth Room?
0:33.4	So I, yeah, I was in New York City over the weekend, and I, again, it was so cold. You could only walk for like five minutes at a time before my eyebrows. You ever get so cold that your nose hairs freeze? Do you ever get to feel that? Oh, yes. Like you're like, it's a different kind of cold. And my eyebrows were in pain. And the only way you could even be comfortable in any way would be a full ski mask, but you can't be walking around New York City in a full ski mask. So, um, anyway, so we, we battled the storm and made it to something that somebody said was cool. And I was like, all right, it's called the earth room. And I don't tell Krista where we're going to. And I, we go get up, it's on the second floor of an apartment building. And you walk in and this is what you see. It's just a room filled with dirt. Oh my God. And then you go, cool. You don't get to walk on it? Well, I thought you could and then you can't even walk on the dirt. What? It's just like, here's... It's for viewing? Veeing. That's dumb. You're also not incredibly stupid. Thick it is? Yes, thick dirt. And then you're not allowed to take a picture either I took my phone on and this woman immediately goes
1:44.5	no pictures
1:45.4	of dirt
1:46.5	of dirt no picture
1:47.8	it doesn't even have a pattern in it
1:50.4	like a Zen garden or something
1:52.1	and then Christmas Day in every minute
1:54.2	she goes oh okay cool
1:56.1	she thought like flowers
1:58.5	were going to start growing
1:59.5	yeah that would be interesting
2:00.7	maybe projected or something flower or something and I go she thought like flowers were going to start growing. Yeah, that would be interesting.
2:04.4	Maybe projected or something, flower or something.
2:06.1	And I go, something was going to happen, yep.
2:07.3	Nope, just a room of dirt.
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