Moms vs Mermaids
Net Positive with John Crist
John Crist
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2022
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the |
| 0:06.8 | it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious. |
| 0:13.0 | On the net, it's a positive. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, let's go. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, let's go, ladies and gentlemen, this week on the Net Positive Podcast, we get into it. |
| 0:28.4 | Let's see, what do we discuss? First, the worst thing they could have possibly ever imagined happening to me on stage happened this |
| 0:35.0 | week in Greensboro, North Carolina. |
| 0:37.2 | Then we cover R.I.P. the death of Queen Elizabeth the second and my visit to a Mexican restaurant over the weekend and ladies |
| 0:47.2 | how long after you get married should you be allowed to keep your wedding photo as your profile photo. |
| 0:55.7 | We discussed that. |
| 0:56.7 | Little Mermaid's black apparently. |
| 0:58.7 | Well I don't know what she is because she's a cartoon, but the Little Mermaid is coming |
| 1:01.6 | out this week. We discussed discuss that we get into it all this |
| 1:05.3 | week net positive baby let's go We have a first sponsor of the show. You know what it is? I say the sponsor is the show. |
| 1:18.0 | You know what it is? Who? I say the sponsor is the human body. |
| 1:23.4 | Oh, you know why? |
| 1:24.8 | Why? |
| 1:25.8 | This thing, if it just goes to work. |
| 1:28.8 | That's true. |
| 1:29.8 | Like I've had all kind of ailments and I feel like I smashed my fingers the other day in my garage door. |
| 1:36.0 | And like whatever like the cells are in my fingers they're just like been chilling like on like break. |
| 1:41.0 | Like doing nothing and then they're like I smash them |
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