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Net Positive with John Crist

Choke-fil-A

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?TOPICS:Intro (00:00)John DM's Kevin James (4:37)John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)Half Mast Flags (42:45)Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)Fact Check (1:03:38)The Karen Debate (1:08:15)...and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUTOct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the

0:06.8

it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious on the net it's a positive.

0:15.0

What on the net it's a positive.

0:17.0

What up everybody?

0:22.0

We're back. We'll get into the episode in a second firing off.

0:26.7

Let me see what the tour days we got coming up. The book is October 17th. The presales are on fire. A lot of the stuff we talk about in this

0:37.5

podcast is an example of the point of view that we talk about in my book.

0:41.5

Delete that. Do we put links and stuff in there?

0:44.0

Yeah. Put the links in the... Yeah, and then tour dates next week, next week I'm going to Spokane, Washington.

0:50.0

All those are sold out. New Brunswick, I don't know why I've announced it,

0:54.0

if it's sold out.

0:55.0

New Brunswick, New Jersey, tickets available for that.

0:57.0

Virginia Beach, tickets available for that.

0:59.0

And then Dayton, Greenville, Irvine,

1:01.0

are all sold out.

1:03.0

And links to those are also in the description.

1:05.0

Boom, and then Palm Beach and Miami Florida in December,

1:09.0

still tickets available for that.

1:11.0

Heck of an episode this week, we talk about what do you do in a sauna do you wear shorts or do you wear a towel very important and then we talk about I think it's got a message to me I want to say over a thousand times there's a kid in a chick-falaay, an employee that tackled,

1:27.0

form tackled someone that was trying to commit a crime in the chick-falais.

1:31.0

That and much more, just the squad, the full squad in the studio, no guests today. Let's get into it.

1:38.0

Net Possible. Let's hit it, you know that wind it up.

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