Mommy Nearest

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Julie is filing suit against her mother, Amy. Amy has begun attending the same gym and workout class as Julie. Julie, however, wishes for her exercise time to remain her own, free from her mother. With Guest Bailiff Monte Belmonte! Thanks to Eric Rapp for naming this week's episode!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.0	I'm Summertime, Fun Time, Baylif, Moti, Bell Moti from WRSI-939, the River in Northampton,
0:09.9	Massachusetts.
0:11.1	This week, Mommy Nearest.
0:13.5	Julie is filing suit against her mother, Amy.
0:16.0	Amy has begun attending the same gym and workout class as Julie.
0:20.6	Julie, however, thinks this isn't going to work out and wishes not to cross-train with
0:25.8	their mother-slash-daughter relationship.
0:28.3	Who's right?
0:29.3	Who's wrong?
0:31.0	Who should start their own Beachbody Pyramid scheme?
0:34.2	Only one man can decide.
0:35.9	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the court room and presents the obscure cultural
0:39.4	reference.
0:41.6	There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done.
0:45.4	One is called yesterday, and the other is called tomorrow.
0:49.8	So today is the right day to love, believe, do, and mostly judge.
0:58.8	Each day is a gift.
1:00.2	That's why it's called the present.
1:03.1	Don't dwell on things you can't change that have happened in the past and don't try
1:06.4	to predict what will happen in the future.
1:09.4	Just live and judge for each and every single moment.
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