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🗓️ 5 August 2021
⏱️ 8 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is the message I get most often sent to me via my agent or an Instagram and it drives |
0:10.8 | me fucking nuts. |
0:11.8 | I had one the other week. |
0:13.4 | Oh my God, I love what you do. |
0:15.7 | I'm a really funny person. |
0:17.5 | This is how it was raised the other week. |
0:19.9 | How many gigs would I have to do before I could open for you on tour? |
0:24.6 | Can you have a look at some stuff I filmed on my phone? |
0:27.6 | And I give them an answer that I never get reply to this answer. |
0:31.7 | I say, OK, it's quite simple. |
0:33.3 | Lucky for you, there is a really simple model to follow. |
0:35.8 | You need to work unpaid for three years in the club's three times a week. |
0:40.5 | I wouldn't recommend a relationship and just warn your friends, you're not going to |
0:43.2 | see them. |
0:44.2 | I started to earn about two, three hundred pounds a week after five years. |
0:48.6 | At that point, you're ready to give up your day job. |
0:50.4 | On about the eighth or ninth year, you're going to be ready to do a support slot. |
0:54.2 | I never get that. |
0:55.2 | People don't want to hear it. |
0:58.1 | But if you went up to the guy in the gym, who's 16, stone and 5% body fat, can you tell |
1:02.8 | me how I can get like that? |
1:03.8 | You'd say the machines are over there, Dickhead, just get going. |
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