Mom Mode Activated: When Real Life Outshines The Bachelor
After Reality with Courtney Robertson
Courtney Robertson
4.5 • 722 Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
This week on After Reality, I’m giving you a real-life update — from the chaos of holiday prep to the very scary moment I found a razor blade in my child’s Halloween candy (yes, really). Between that and fighting off a bug, I decided it might be time for a little digital detox and holiday breather.
Of course, I couldn’t stay away from Bachelor Nation drama — I’m breaking down Gerry Turner’s tell-all (and the tea on his divorce from Theresa Nist), plus my honest take on the low-energy Golden Bachelor season featuring Mel Owens.
I’m also sharing a few TV recs to cozy up with and a quick family check-in — Humberto caught the Dodgers’ World Series win from Vegas, and let’s just say… he’s still celebrating.
Grab your mom hat and join me — because sometimes the reality off-screen is even wilder than what’s on TV. 💫
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, welcome back to After Reality. It's your host Courtney Robertson here. How's everybody doing? I hope you had a great week. Hopefully better than mine. Procrastination is definitely in the air. And trust me, I caught it. Anybody else? But there's so much to talk about. I'm going to do a quick family update, Halloween chaos, and yes, I did find a |
| 0:22.7 | razor blade in one of the kids' candy bags. The Dodgers winning the world series. I've got thoughts |
| 0:29.6 | on Gary Turner's tell-all book. I'm going to play a clip of Fantasy Suites with Mel Owens, |
| 0:35.3 | and of course what I'm currently watching, so many good shows. |
| 0:40.6 | Also, if I sound sniffily, the flu bug is making the rounds around town, so everybody be careful. |
| 0:46.8 | Also, I'm feeling like taking a digital detox and hitting pause for the holidays. |
| 0:51.2 | So I'm going to touch on that. |
| 0:53.0 | Also, who's got their Christmas tree up anybody |
| 0:55.1 | I'm seeing the lights go up around the neighborhood and I am itching to put my tree up is it too soon |
| 1:02.2 | stick around this episode is packed I'm going to zig and zag so buckle up all right I'm in |
| 1:08.2 | my Dodgers sweatshirt well my husband's lived in this when I was pregnant. |
| 1:12.1 | I've got my weighted blanket on me. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm opening up a celli, a Celsius. |
| 1:18.5 | I'm new to this. |
| 1:20.3 | Have you guys watched Platonic on Apple TV with Seth Rogan? |
| 1:25.9 | Hopefully I don't get a Selly crash. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, this one is sparkling sherbert, slush. |
| 1:31.9 | Okay, can't be good for you. |
| 1:33.9 | But I do need to pump up the jam. |
| 1:36.7 | I have, what a week. |
| 1:38.7 | I mean, we had Halloween. |
| 1:40.8 | It's crazy in our neighborhood, like hundreds and hundreds of trigger-t trigger treaters and the kids were on sugar highs and then my husband left the next day to go to Vegas he's been wanting to check out the raiders stadium and he watched the world series finale there and sending me videos and updates and man i'm so glad he got to do that |
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