Mom Mantras

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a hundred times… we all have phrases that are said in repeat. And things our kids will VOW never to say to their own progeny (they probably will but in a different way but whatever, you can be right, kid.) Ultimately, repetition is how humans learn. And she children are just humans in beta mode, we repeat ourselves. Kids are people who aren’t good at being people yet so we have to say the same things over and over again. Our job is not to raise good kids but to raise good adults which means we spend a lot of time repetitively repeating ideas. (See what I did there.). This episode of Childproof we discuss the mantras in our house on repeat. Here's that Feelings Wheel we mentioned We want to hear from you, what are your mom mantras or just mantras you use in general? Email us: childproofmail@gmail.com Subscribe for bonus Pre-Show content Be sure to check out the other shows from Pleasant Phantom Productions: Bibliophage Founded Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, guys, let's head to the stadium and grab some high ground.
0:03.2	Copy that? I'll drop near the checkpoint.
0:05.0	I'll take the building on the left.
0:06.3	And watch out for any teams going for the same spot.
0:08.6	I'm in position.
0:10.7	Whoa, that does not sound good.
0:14.4	Play it down, play it down.
0:16.4	You need broadband that can keep up with your play.
0:19.4	More gamers are choosing EE broadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.
0:25.2	Let's do this.
0:26.2	Search EE Broadband.
0:27.7	To verify I see EE.cote.uk slash claims.
0:30.0	It's always an example that I can weaponize against my kids for a good parenting moment.
0:35.6	That was the most brilliant sentence.
0:37.4	There's this thing that I can weaponize against my children for a good parenting moment. That was the most brilliant sentence. There's this thing that I can weaponize against my children for a good parenting moment.
0:41.3	Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict discipline and punishment.
0:45.7	Today we will look.
0:47.1	No, the fuck.
0:48.0	We will not. Hello and welcome to child proof, a pleasant phantom production.
1:03.9	I'm Gwenalaitland.
1:04.9	And I'm Tori Phantom.
1:06.6	And...
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