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Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Summer is slowly winding itself down and many of us look forward to sending our precious womb fruit to school. Tori and Gwenna certainly are. But they are also waist deep in back to school shopping, gathering supplies, and deciding whether they’ll have a growth spurt before or after we buy back to school clothes. This episode is an email round up to share some of our emails and comments with the whole class. We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: Childproofmail@gmail.com Subscribe for bonus pre-show content In the episode we reference the WorldCat link to see where Gwenna’s books are available to borrow near you and here’s that link Get 10% off Bones Coffee using code Childproof10 Be sure to check out the other shows from Pleasant Phantom Productions: Founded Bibliophage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:44.1	Subject to availability, serving time supply.
0:45.7	It is Guadda's fault that it has been able to be this much more efficient.
0:49.7	It doesn't look efficient. Promise it is.
0:52.0	I just need some red string.
0:54.0	Have you ever seen someone take a note on a piece of paper they're sitting on?
0:58.1	Raising a well-behaved child in Israel requires strict discipline and punishment.
1:02.6	Today we will look...
1:04.0	No the fuck we will not. Hello and welcome to childproof, a pleasant phantom production.
1:22.0	I'm Tori Phantom.
1:23.2	And I'm Gwenal-Lengthland.
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