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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

All right, scary, what's it all about?

So a few weeks ago, Haley had wanted to play a phone tap on her mom and got in touch with us.

She was finishing up her finals and had wanted to phone tap her mom about, you know, saying that, you know, she's less than a role model student.

She hasn't really quite been there all semester.

So I'm going to call her mom pretending to have dialed her by mistake and listen to what happens. See what happens to Scarry's phone tap. Hello? Can I speak to Haley? Hallie's not here, actually. Can I take a message, though? Uh, just, uh, could you tell that I got the, uh, I got her delivery for her. So, um, I'm sorry, why are you whispering? I can't, I can barely even hear you. My dogs, but look at, quiet. I got the, um, delivery. Um, $20 a pill, okay? $20 a pill. What are you talking about? Maybe I should be dealing with her on this. Um, No, $20 a pill. What the hell are you talking about? What pill should be dealing with her on this. No, $20 a pill.

What the hell are you talking about? What pill? She ordered some Adderall so she could cram for her finals. I am not following you. Okay. What are you talking about? Apparently she's got trouble staying awake and she's got to learn a lot and a little bit of time here. So this is going to boost up her grade. Adderall. It's like part of the all family, you know, Tylenol, Propheaval, Adderall.

Oh, I got an old family too, and it's called I'm all going to beat your ass. You ever heard of that family? This is your official study, buddy. Keeps you up at night, makes you study. My sister's a study buddy. You want to see that? Why'd you come on over and drop it off and I'll put it through your face? Do you want to do that?

You're a loser.

Well, obviously didn't go to school you can't make any what am i supposed to do with this order why do you do that put in a little helium bag that it came in

swallowing and you know take f***? This is college crack.

You want your daughter to have high grades, huh? It's like drinking seven Dr. Pepper's, except it's just in one pet. I don't give a shit. Don't. Haley? Yeah. She's ready to roll. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's calling me right now.

Don't answer it.

And I'm going to dial her back real quick

and just say you missed the call or something.

Okay. Hold on. Hello? Hello? Hey. I just missed your call. What about you right now? I'm at school. What do you mean? Where am I? Somebody just called me, telling me that you are looking for pills because you're very stressed out, because you haven't slept, and you've got finals. That was $20 a piece. You want to call daddy right now? I will call Daddy. What do you think Daddy's going to do? You're going to call Daddy? You're going to come clean right now. I'm going to count count to three and you're gonna come clean do you understand me okay let that let that call you

want to put so much pressure on me to get good grades oh crying out loud you should

brain Hallie come on get inside we'll get right now get in time come on you want to get some

sleep Hallie then you better go to sleep early and I'm talking all night with your girlfriend that's right down on campus. Hold on, hold on, Mom. Somebody's at my door. Hold on. Hey, I got your Adderall. I think I dialed the wrong number earlier and I spoke to somebody that... Are you okay, man? Mom, hold on, I gotta go. I can't talk to you right now. I have to call you back. Put it on the phone right now.

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