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Guaranteed Human.

Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

If it's your birthday today, you share it with Rami Malick and Tony Hawk.

What a party.

That would be fun.

Yeah.

All right.

Horace, you find yourself getting into something random, music, cooking, even rearranging your space,

and it ends up sticking.

Your day was?

Your day's an eight.

Wait, sticks on the cooking in the pan.

Jev and I, you're jumping between too many things and none of them are getting done.

Finish one, then move on your days of five. Hey, cancer. Someone leans on you heavy today. You can show up without taking it all in. So keep that balance. It's good. Keep the balance because sometimes your friends will suck all the energy out of you. Your days of six. Leo, you're getting attention without even trying, and this time it's for something real,

not just surface level. Your days in eight. Hey, Virgo, you fix one thing that's been annoying you for a while, and it makes everything else feel more in control, so do that. Your days of nine. Libra, social moment works out perfectly. Right place, right time, right energy. Enjoy it. Your days in eight. All right, for today's Scorpio, you lock in on something and you make serious progress fast.

This is one of those days where you just don't miss. Good for you. Your days of 10. Hey, Sagittarius, plan shift, but you end up somewhere or doing something you wouldn't have picked. And it's actually fun. Your days is seven. Hello, Capricorn. A quick check-in or follow-up message goes a long way today. You don't need to, you don't need a big move, just a smart one. I don't know what any of this means. A quick check-in or follow-up message goes a long way today with someone, I guess, when you haven't checked in within a while. You don't need a big move, just a smart one. Your days's a seven. All right, Aquarius, something you started just for fun, starts looking a lot more serious.

You might be better at this than you thought your date is a nine.

Hey, Pisces, a conversation clears up way more than you expected, especially with someone

you were unsure about. What is that?

Your day's a nine.

I guess if you're at Pisces, you understand.

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