Moist Joyce Reenacts The Odyssey

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2026

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley's show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport, especially when there's summer travel plans. It can get expensive at these airports. That's why you've got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus, you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience.
0:24.4	Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. And you're one of the many people that has spent millions and millions of dollars to watch a movie that people are calling a cinematic masterpiece, of course talking about The Odyssey,
0:38.4	which is in theaters now,
0:40.3	and theaters are saying that they're making so much money
0:42.6	that they're opening up screenings at 6 a.m.,
0:45.6	and those screenings are selling out,
0:47.0	and people are supposedly reselling tickets to this movie.
0:50.9	They're buying them and scalping tickets to this movie for like over $100. And people are getting scammed, too, and buying fake tickets to this movie. They're buying them and scalping tickets to this movie for like over $100.
0:55.2	And people are getting scammed too and buying fake tickets to this movie, which I didn't even
0:59.5	think you could get scammed buying a regular ass movie ticket anymore.
1:02.7	We're going to save you all the trouble and we're going to save you three hours plus of your
1:05.8	life right now by having our very own resident movie buff, Moist Joyce, who spends a lot of time in movie theaters,
1:11.6	usually just for the air conditioning.
1:14.3	She's going to recreate some of the iconic scenes from the movie.
1:18.3	And I believe, and I don't want to put words in Christopher Nolan's mouth,
1:20.9	but I believe that this is how he would want you to experience this masterpiece.
1:25.2	Well, he did also say that that though it is a historical story,
1:29.3	he modernized it for the 2026 audience.
1:33.3	Right, so we are going to modernize it again right now.
1:35.3	With Moist Joyce.
1:36.3	This is Moist Joyce giving you a scene from The Odyssey.
1:40.3	Oh, I wish I could pull your skin over your head and turn you into a pig.
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