Mohr Stories 571: Sarah Sherman
Mohr Stories
Witz Comedy Network
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, Micah, what do you want now? |
| 0:03.0 | Roy! It's coming home, baby. |
| 0:06.0 | Can't you feel it? |
| 0:07.0 | The excitement, the group chats, the atmosphere. |
| 0:11.0 | Well... |
| 0:12.0 | Come on! |
| 0:14.0 | I've got a good feeling about this one, Roy. |
| 0:17.0 | The world's gone football!k here, Dan, a bit |
| 0:24.6 | Yes |
| 0:25.6 | Getting on the action this summer |
| 0:27.0 | With skybed |
| 0:28.1 | 18 plus gambleaware.org |
| 0:30.0 | Put your name on |
| 0:30.9 | Just put your name on |
| 0:32.5 | That's all I can be a man |
| 0:34.1 | Or woman, put your name on it |
| 0:35.8 | You know Be a man or woman, put your name on it. |
| 0:45.5 | Are they like, she's like, yeah, she would let you know if she didn't like you. |
| 0:50.1 | So Sarah's here and the dogs are in her lap and she's just absolutely can't take her life right now. |
| 0:52.7 | It's, well, they're crazy-looking dogs. How long would a dog last in your apartment while you're doing SNL? It'd be dead on arrival. No, if I'm sorry, sorry, no dogs can't die. No, she likes it. She's laughing. She's plotting it's death. If I bomb with her, I swear God. I've made the mistake. I used to have a Yorkie too, Mabel. And she's like, if you put a paper bag on the ground, she was just running it and sitting there. And I would bring them to all my shows. And then I made the mistake once the Yorkie was barking backstage in Brea and I brought her on stage. You never get the audience back. Once they see the dogs, they don't give a shit what you're saying. And that's the SNL cheat. You put a little animal on your sketch. Audience is going to love it. I like the dogs at the community theater. Really cute. Because goldens are really, it's really like a golden retriever world and everything else is like a subsect of that majesty. Isn't that true? Yeah, that's like baseline dog and then everything's like a spin off of that dog. Did you see that sketch? They made the dog roll his eyes. Awesome. That was the first time I ever saw like an effect like rolling eyes on a dog on the show that wasn't in like a Tom Schiller movie or something. We've done a lot of cut to a dog. A dog has just witnessed something bad, and you get two puppet paws going like... I've seen that, though. Classic. Classic. Who was it? Was it Steve? On the sticks? Yeah. I love when you can see the stick. I love the stick. Was it Steve Martin or Albert Brooks that did stand up for dogs on the tonight's film? Oh my God. Really good. Because it's all in the cutaway. And Maria Bampford did her special in front of her dogs, right, or something? I think you're right. Like in her house. She can be no wrong. I know. I love her. There's like a deep, like I want to care for her. |
| 2:35.1 | I want to hold her like you're holding Bertie. |
| 2:36.8 | Yeah. |
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