Mohr Stories 570: Micah Parsons

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

NFL superstar Micah Parsons joins Jay Mohr for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and surprisingly candid conversation about his journey from Harrisburg to Penn State to becoming one of football’s most dominant defensive forces. Micah opens up about his high school years, his relationship with mentors & coaches, learning to prepare like a pro, contract negotiations with Jerry Jones, his move from Dallas to Green Bay, and why he feels at home with the Packers. Along the way, the guys talk Dak Prescott, Tom Brady, the franchise tag, foot fetishes, and the difference between being a fan favorite and a franchise favorite. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew and we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MOHR. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. This episode is also brought to you by Fitbod. Join Fitbod today to get your personalized workout plan. Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at ⁠Fitbod.me/MOHR⁠. 🌐 Follow Micah Instagram: @_micahparsons11 Lion Heart Foundation: @lionheartfoundation11 ✅ Subscribe to Jay Mohr for Fresh Content: @JayMohr37 🌐 Follow Jay Mohr on all socials⁠⁠⁠⁠ @JayMohr37 ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: @jaymohr37 Facebook: @jmohr37 TikTok: @jaymohr37 Substack: @jaymohr37 Jay Mohr Tour Dates: JayMohr.com Music: "Rise" by Lady Owl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Put your name on it.
0:01.5	Just put your name on.
0:02.6	That's all I have to be a man or woman.
0:04.9	Put your name on it.
0:11.7	Number one is in the house, Joe.
0:13.2	Micah Parsons.
0:14.1	I'm going to say it the single best defensive football player in the NFL.
0:18.5	Right now.
0:19.4	Listen, I'm a Giants fan.
0:21.9	I cannot argue with that. This guy has tortured me for this entire time in the league I'm very excited that he's in the
0:27.5	NFC north now yeah I got Sunday night first week but you ain't gonna be back by then no no
0:34.1	no Giants Cowboys Sunday night yeah first game in the season do you... So let's get into this. First of all, Micah Aaron Parsons. Is Aaron a family name? No, just biblical. Keep that shit next to your... Just biblical. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Central Dauphin High School? Central Dauphin and Harrisburg High School, yep. You went to two different high schools? Two different high schools.
0:55.0	Do you get thrown out of one for smoking weed or?
0:58.0	Like Randy Gregory?
1:00.0	So, crazy story with that.
1:03.0	Not smoking weed anything.
1:06.0	There's these racist girls, no names, because I want no lawsuits, no nothing.
1:10.0	We'll call them Becky they called
1:12.3	them they went on social media and posted you stupid inward and like all smiled in it like
1:17.8	average white girls and about you no just it's post online like they're just stupid high school
1:23.9	girls next you know next day black you know, the, you know what's going on.
1:31.9	Yeah.
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