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Moe Wrote An At Bat Rap For A Listener’s Son!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Moe has a rap super power that he uses for good! Today a mom has reached out to ask him to write an at bat rap for her son! Click here to listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.

0:05.0

Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.

0:12.0

Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.

0:15.0

Boom!

0:16.0

Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.

0:27.0

Fueling mischief with petty flu.

0:30.0

The Bertio.

0:32.0

Mo flex is his super power for good we will get to that in just a second but I wanted to play this now for you guys because I mentioned it to Abby last week and

0:42.0

people are sending it to me over and over and over again.

0:44.4

First of all if you want Abbey to see a video or audio, send it to Abbey.

0:50.6

Crazy thought!

0:52.1

Wild! I'm getting this over and over and over again and I mentioned it last week

0:56.3

The women that are saying that they are dating guys that are six foot four but psycho but hey

1:02.1

They're six foot four Calls me by his ex's name but he's six four

1:06.0

calls women females but he's six four he does only drink blood but he's

1:10.1

six four he trolls Taylor Swift online but he's six four Those kidneys on the black market.

1:14.6

But he's six four.

1:15.4

He has two secret families, but he's six four.

1:18.0

I heard kidneys are very lucrative.

1:21.0

He's rich and he's six for.

1:23.2

Sign me up.

1:24.2

For those of you that have sent me that it is now official.

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