Moe “Wrote” A Personalized Rap For Listener Abby’s First Anniversary!

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🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Moe has a superpower that he wants to share with YOU! Want a rap for a special occasion? Moe (And ChatGPT)'s got you! Click here for Moe's personalized rap for listener Abby's first anniversary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The bird show has to spend five hours with my 16-year-old son on Friday.
0:06.3	That is an hurt of these days, but I am now realizing, and those of you that have teens
0:12.3	realize that 90% of the time that you have with your teens is taking them from Aaron to
0:18.3	Aaron.
0:19.3	Isn't it?
0:20.3	It's a lot of driving.
0:21.3	It's just a lot of driving, man.
0:22.7	So Friday night, it was a very fulfilling night, actually, and I was looking forward to it
0:26.7	all week.
0:27.7	So he has homecoming coming up.
0:29.3	So we went looking for suits for him on Friday night, and because of his size, we had to
0:33.9	go to three different places, and we ended up having dinner together, and then they were
0:38.2	soccer this weekend.
0:39.2	I'm no different than any other parent.
0:40.6	Just drive them all over the place, right?
0:42.3	That's our quality time now, which is fine.
0:44.6	Then I see this statistic this weekend, which is crazy, okay?
0:49.3	So how much time do you spend carting the kids around from birth to 16-years-old?
0:55.6	We broke it down.
0:57.6	25 hours and 10 minutes a month driving your kids around is what it comes down to you.
1:02.8	So that comes out to about 4,923 hours until they turn 16, and they can drive themselves,
1:13.4	or 205 entire days of driving, 117 times a month.
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