The Bert Show.

A lot of things about being single that are kind of on the tough side and I think I

learned pretty painful one last week.

I did.

Being single is tough and I'm gonna walk you guys through a week of being single and

what that can look like and how it can actually be a pretty painful experience.

So one random day back when I was attempting to put some glassware in my dishwasher and

I dropped it.

I was like, well, glass all over the place, which if you've ever dropped some glass in

the dishwasher, that is a horrible experience because you got to get up in there and try

to get every last piece.

Exactly.

Yeah.

And it's like no real safe way or easy way to do that.

But I did, you know, a pretty decent job as good as I can do cleaning up and so it doesn't

land on the floor.

It goes right into the dishwasher.

It's like right.

So I drop it in the door.

Like as the door of the dishwasher is open, it slams on the door, shatters.

So in the dishwasher on the door and on the floor.

So I spend, I don't know, probably an hour trying to pick up every little piece because

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