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Moe’s Trip To Ibiza Was Magical!

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🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Moe’s trip to Ibiza turned out to be MAGICAL but it didn’t start out that way…here’s what went wrong before he even left!

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piando Ferries, there is another way.

0:29.0

The Bert Show.

0:33.0

So y'all know I just got back from Abitha.

0:36.0

Love the way you say.

0:38.0

A Bitha.

0:39.0

Because that's the way you're supposed to say it, but Americans are like,

0:41.0

why is saying it like that it's's Beza? I learned I went to

0:44.2

a Beza came back from a Beetha but before this trip got started I thought that this

0:49.1

was going to be the worst trip ever because I am a big person on energy and if you have bad energy going

0:56.5

into a trip I kind of feel like it may actually linger throughout the trip so I try my best to not be stressed or to not be rushing or to not go through

1:05.5

anything that will kind of put me in a bad place before trips and this was the

1:09.9

one time I didn't have a choice. I also am very superstitious about the very first leg of a trip.

1:15.0

Like I feel like it's happened to me enough that if something bad happens on the way to the airport or something happens in the airport before you

1:24.4

take off I feel like it's a domino effect exactly you pass that first

1:28.7

way you're good to go but if something goes wrong I just feel like the whole week is

1:32.3

like that.

1:33.0

You think it's going to set the tone for the entire...

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