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The Bert Show

Moe's Past Came Back To Haunt Him!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Two recent occurrences have Moe questioning the universe. It started with someone recognizing him for the wrong reasons, then a person he thought he would never see again showing up. These two things are connected, so does this mean the universe is trying to tell him something? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

The universe is trying to tell them something.

0:04.0

Trying to tell them something, and my mayor may not be listening.

0:07.0

Yeah, the universe has a sense of humor, let's say, that I've always appreciated, and it came out the other day,

0:14.0

because a part of my life that I maybe have tried to forget about came back to haunt me in like a two-day span,

0:21.0

and I thought it was pretty funny.

0:23.0

I'm walking down the street one day, random day, and I can kind of hear like someone walking behind me,

0:31.0

and the steps keep getting like louder and louder.

0:33.0

And I hear them going, like, hey, you know, hey, but I'm not looking, hoping that if they are talking to me,

0:39.0

I won't notice, and then I can keep going.

0:41.0

But then the person starts like running, and then I can feel them running.

0:45.0

So I turn around, and this guy is like sweating, literally was sweating as if he was trying to catch up to me for quite some time.

0:52.0

So I take my headphones off, I'm like, what's up, bro? So he's like, man, I know you.

0:57.0

So I'm like playing the game with him, like from where? I don't know, I don't know what you could possibly know me from.

1:02.0

He said, I nailed it, I'm hurt from the birch show.

1:04.0

So I'm waiting for, and he says of all the things in my mind that I'm thinking he's gonna save.

1:10.0

He says he's trying to like figure it out, and he's like, you're the guy from blind date.

1:15.0

No.

1:16.0

What?

1:17.0

Oh, I forgot about that.

1:19.0

Yeah, me too.

1:20.0

So I'm like, all the things, that's what you know me from.

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