Moe’s Mom Spent Her Birthday Showing His Girlfriend Embarrassing Photos Of Him!

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🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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It was his mom’s birthday, so why'd she pull focus on Moe by sharing a BUNCH of embarrassing photos of him in front of his new girlfriend?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:12.6	Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
0:18.2	Even at fancy pants restaurants.
0:20.1	Your crisps, madam.
0:21.6	Years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.
0:25.3	They got her thrown out of cinemas.
0:27.0	I'm with forever in the bedsheets.
0:32.2	crisps.
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0:35.3	Just because they were good ones doesn't mean you have to stick with them forever.
0:39.0	Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:42.9	The Bert Show. Before we even get into the show, let's test the temperature of the room here.
0:47.6	How you doing today, Kristen? Scale of 1 to 10.
0:50.0	Yeah, I went to 7. 7.
0:51.9	I'm tired. When the elevator closed this morning, as I was getting in,
0:57.3	here's an intrusive thought that I'm going to go ahead and get out the gate.
1:00.3	No, obviously even intrusive, but something I thought.
1:04.0	I was like, when the door closed, I'm like, I hope the elevator gets stuck so I can take it now.
1:10.8	Relatable. As long as it's safe, you know?
1:13.6	I mean, it's a little bright in there, but I can make do.
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