Moe's Convinced His Girlfriend Set Him Up For Failure

The Bert Show

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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Moe thinks his lady set him up to fail on Valentine’s Day, but she claims she’s innocent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:03.0	Is there anybody whose Valentine's Day was so lopsided or was so bad that you're still feeling
1:11.6	the ramifications of it.
1:12.8	Like you messed up so badly on Valentine's Day.
1:15.2	Here we are a week later, and you're still filling the L.
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1:20.4	What did you do?
1:22.1	I think my entire relationship might have shifted and might be trouble in
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