Moe Read An Old Message That Totally Changed His Perspective!

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🗓️ 2 November 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Have you ever scrolled through old messages? Moe did recently and found a DM from a friend he really needed to read today. He'll share: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you're listening to the show today and you hear Abby's just a little bit more enthusiastic
0:05.4	today than usual, it's because her Texas Rangers won the World Series last night in five
0:11.6	games and she's been on the Van Wagon since game three.
0:13.8	Listen, I have been on the Van Wagon since the womb.
0:16.7	I don't know if you follow me on Instagram, but my mom sent me a text yesterday and she
0:20.6	goes, you need to tell everyone who's calling you a Van Wagon fan that your birthday was
0:24.1	quite literally chosen because of the Texas Ranger Spring schedule.
0:27.4	Yeah.
0:28.4	If you don't know my dad used to work for the Texas Rangers for a long, long time.
0:33.5	And we lived out Dallas when I was a young child and my mom had to choose the day to be
0:40.1	induced.
0:41.1	And there was one off day in the Texas Ranger schedule and it was April 22nd.
0:45.2	So that's why I was born on that day.
0:47.2	Okay.
0:48.2	You have a little more credibility today.
0:49.2	Right.
0:50.2	And you were in the Rangers hoodie with pride today.
0:52.6	It's, I don't know that this is a Rangers hoodie.
0:54.4	I actually got this on our trip to South Padre.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	I know.
0:59.0	So the universe was working in your favor here, huh?
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