Moe & Producer Keity Share The Things That Black People Take Too Seriously!
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🗓️ 17 April 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | the bird show. The shave room is added again and it caught your attention with one list |
| 0:05.0 | here that white folks might not really understand. I thought this was hilarious and I wanted |
| 0:09.0 | to see if you guys could relate to some of these things because yes, the shave room came |
| 0:12.7 | up with a list of all the things that black people take very seriously. And I didn't |
| 0:17.2 | know what the list was going to be about, but basically it's about small things that |
| 0:20.6 | we do as black people and it seems like you just do it unconsciously. Like you don't |
| 0:24.2 | think about it, but every single one I went down the list and I called Katie and I said, |
| 0:29.2 | do you agree with these? Yes, and no. And she said yes to all of them. And I did too. |
| 0:33.4 | So I was like, this is fascinating. And I wanted to bring them here and see if this |
| 0:36.8 | is something that you guys do or even have ever thought about. |
| 0:39.0 | I said Katie's in studio here also. All right. First thing black people take very seriously, |
| 0:44.0 | letting all the cold air leave the house if the AC is on. Yeah. No, that was a big deal. |
| 0:49.0 | Like you're not going to heat or you're not going to cool the entire neighborhood. Okay. |
| 0:52.3 | You would get yelled at and kids were going in and out during the summer and constantly |
| 0:55.4 | open and close in the door. Yes. You would finally get screamed at. And if like you go |
| 0:58.8 | out that door one more time, I'm going to whip your you know what exactly how it goes. |
| 1:02.6 | I still get yelled at. I'll open a window just to let some fresh air in and Chad's like, |
| 1:07.1 | we're not paying to cool the outside window. Okay. I relate on that one. |
| 1:11.8 | Yep. Before you go anywhere, all black people ask one very important question. Who |
| 1:16.7 | all going to beat it? We all know. Who all going to beat it? Yeah. I like that. But I don't |
| 1:22.6 | know that most are I'm like that. I want to know who's going to be there. Yeah. Okay. |
| 1:26.8 | Yeah. Mostly because you got to know like does anybody have beef with each other? |
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